mercredi 12 avril 2023

Rosie and Donald Trump speech

It was a chilly winter day on January 20th, 2017. Rosie O'Donnell sat alone in her New York City apartment, staring at the TV screen with a scowl on her face. 

She watched as Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, feeling a bitter anger wash over her.

"Ugh, I can't believe this is happening. How can he be inaugurated?," she muttered to herself, her eyes never leaving the screen.

"And now, please welcome the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!" said the anchor.

"Oh god, here we go. Let's hear what he has to say for himself." she said dripping with sarcasm.

As Trump began his inaugural address, Rosie's anger only grew. 

"My fellow Americans, today we take the first steps towards making America great again. And let me tell you, we have a lot of work to do. We need to secure our borders, we need to create jobs, and we need to make sure that our military is the strongest in the world. And drain the swamp of Washington, of course," began Trump

Rosie chuckled, shaking her head in disdain and disbelief. "Oh please, spare me the platitudes. This is all just a bunch of nonsense. You're such a phony Donald..."

Suddenly, her attention was drawn to the TV as Trump's speech took an unexpected turn. He began to drift away from his prepared remarks and started settling scores against Rosie.

"You know, folks, there's one person out there who's really been giving me a hard time," 

He smirked into the camera."Rosie O'Donnell."

" Now, I don't want to say anything bad about her, but she's really not very bright, is she? While we're on the subject, let me just say that Rosie O'Donnell is also a loser. A total failure. She's a has-been who couldn't make it in Hollywood, so she went crawling back to television. Sad!""

Rosie felt her face grow hot and red with anger. 

"What?! Did he just say my name? How dare you!" she said in shock. 

She had been a vocal critic of Trump for years, but she never expected him to use his inaugural address as an opportunity to mock her in front of the entire world.

"And let me tell you, folks, Rosie O'Donnell is not just a loser, she's a total disaster. She's a slob, she's overweight, and she's got a terrible personality. Nobody likes her. Believe me."

As Trump continued to taunt her, Rosie could hear the laughter and cheers of his supporters ringing in her ears. She felt humiliated and powerless, and she knew that this was only the beginning of what was sure to be a long and painful presidency.

"I can't believe this! How could you! How could you say those things about me! You jerk?! This is outrageous!" she was totally mad.

"And you know what, folks? I actually used to be friends with Rosie. Can you believe it? But then she went and said some fake news about me on television, and I just couldn't take it anymore. So now we're enemies. Bigly enemies,"

"I never said anything that wasn't true! You're a bully and a liar!!!" screamed Rosie.

"See what I mean, folks? She just can't help herself. She's always trying to bring me down. But let me tell you something, Rosie. You can't stop me. I'm here now and you, you're maybe lazing in your couch, crying like the total loser you are... And me I'm going to be the president of the USA and there's nothing you can do about it!" finished Donald triumphantly.

She couldn't take it anymore and screamed with all her rage at her TV. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you so much!!!"

She threw the nearest object at the screen, sending shards of glass flying across the room.

The sound of breaking glass echoed through the apartment building, and Rosie's neighbors peered nervously out their windows, wondering what was going on.

Outside, Rosie was a mess. She was screaming and flailing her arms wildly, her face contorted with rage. Passersby looked on in horror as she ranted about Trump and his supporters, her words growing more and more incoherent with each passing moment.

The police were called, and when they arrived, they found Rosie in a state of complete hysteria. She was taken into custody and placed in a psychiatric facility for observation.

For weeks afterward, Rosie's outburst was the talk of the neighborhood. People whispered about her mental state and wondered if she would ever be able to recover from the shock of Trump's presidency.

But despite her setback, Rosie remained determined to continue fighting for what she believed in. She knew that Trump was a dangerous and divisive figure, and she was determined to do everything in her power to resist his agenda and protect the rights of all Americans.

And so, with grit and determination, Rosie O'Donnell emerged from her dark moment stronger than ever, ready to take on the challenges that lay ahead.

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