lundi 2 juin 2025

Halloween: The Last Vigil

Haddonfield had gone quiet. 

The cold October wind no longer carried screams, and the leaves no longer whispered death. 

Michael Myers was dead. 

This time, they were certain of it. 

His body was mangled, buried, and burned. But Laurie Strode didn’t believe in closure. Not truly.

She stood at her window every night, the same old .357 revolver resting on the table beside her. 

Her eyes combed the darkness like a soldier on watch. The world had moved on, but Laurie couldn’t. 

Not when the Shape still breathed in her memories, in the shadows, in every creak of the floorboards.

People pitied her. They whispered words like “trauma” and “grief” and “paranoia.” She knew better. She called it preparation.

Laurie sold her home in the suburbs and moved to a secluded cabin in the woods outside of Haddonfield. 

There, she built a fortress — not out of fear, but out of resolve. She turned her paranoia into discipline.

She trained with firearms daily. Her hands, once shaky from fear, now moved with precision. 

Semi-automatics, shotguns, rifles. She even practiced reloading blindfolded, in case the lights went out again. Just like that night.

Close combat came next. She enrolled in Krav Maga under a false name. 

Her instructor called her a natural. Pain was her familiar. She embraced it like an old friend.

Then came the traps. Pitfalls, tripwires, pressure plates. 

Her cabin became a gauntlet. Anyone who entered without her permission would regret it. 

She rigged mannequins as decoys and studied how to lure a predator. 

She read books on survivalism and counter-tracking. She kept a detailed notebook: Myers, Michael. Human? No. Monster? Yes. Killable? Unknown.

Every October, she locked herself inside. Halloween was a day of silence.

No visitors. No phone calls. No trust. She knew the world thought she was crazy, but paranoia was just a form of intelligence too far ahead for comfort.

Still, there were signs.

A dog gutted in the woods behind her cabin.

Scratches on her front door — too high for an animal, too chaotic for a person.

A mask — clean, white, blank — nailed to a tree one morning.

No tracks. No witnesses.

That Halloween night, the wind howled louder than ever. 

Laurie sat in her chair, shotgun in her lap, eyes on the door.

“If it’s not you,” she whispered into the dark, “then it’s something that wants me to think it is. And if it is you…”

She smiled grimly, “…then I’ve been waiting.”

The lights flickered. A creak on the porch.

Laurie didn’t blink.

She had trained for this. Dreamed of it. Feared it. Welcomed it.

Because for Laurie Strode, the nightmare had never ended.

And she was ready.

Years bled into each other like ink on a damp page. Seasons came and went, but Laurie Strode remained — a lone sentinel in the forest outside Haddonfield. 

Her hair silvered, her body ached more with every training session, but her mind remained sharp, her eyes always watching. 

The townsfolk no longer spoke of Michael Myers; he was a myth, a cautionary tale told to kids on Halloween night.

But Laurie remembered. Every scar on her body was a page in the story she would never forget.

The people of Haddonfield had a new name for her: The Crazy Old Woman in the Woods. 

Children dared each other to sneak near her cabin.
Teenagers made TikToks mocking her. 
Adults pitied her from afar, comforted by the illusion of peace.

Laurie didn’t care.

She felt it in her gut — a pressure, a disturbance. Something unfinished. Evil doesn’t die, it waits. It adapts. And somewhere out there, it was watching her just as she watched the dark.

Then it happened.

On the night of October 31st, ten years to the day since Michael’s confirmed death, a body was found near the edge of Haddonfield. 

A teenage boy, gutted and strung up like a grotesque Halloween decoration on the school fence. His face frozen in terror. No signs of forced entry. No witnesses. No DNA.

The police called it gang-related. Drugs. A Halloween prank gone wrong.

Laurie knew better.

The killing was surgical. Precise. Familiar.

Then came the next body — a teacher. Halloween night again. A similar pattern: throat slashed, body arranged. But this time, there was something left behind.

A white mask.

Not the original one. This one was hand-crafted, crude, as if someone had tried to become Michael.

But Laurie recognized the intent. The echo.

At first, she thought it was a copycat. But the unease inside her went deeper. This wasn’t just mimicry. It was personal. 

This new killer wasn’t just spreading terror. They were sending a message — to her.

I know who you are. I know you’re waiting. So am I.

Laurie returned inside Haddonfield for the first time in a decade. She wore a long coat, her revolver under her belt, her eyes scanning every face on the street. 

The town barely recognized her. Only Sheriff Barker, now in his 60s, dared approach.

“You think it’s him?” he asked, half-serious, half-hopeful it wasn’t.

Laurie shook her head. “I think it’s worse.”

“Worse than Michael?”

Laurie met his eyes. “Michael never needed a reason. This one has one. That makes them more dangerous.”

Laurie began hunting. Interviewing families, studying patterns, setting traps across town. The killer didn’t strike randomly — he followed a spiral. A method. She charted it. It led toward the woods.

Toward her.

The mask had returned but the face behind it was new.

She was the last line of defense.

The scream tore through the woods like a jagged blade. Shrill. Human. Fresh.

Laurie didn’t hesitate. She grabbed her rifle chambered a round, and walk to the noise.

Her boots crunched over leaves and dirt as she ran toward the sound. Her breath was calm. Measured. She had heard that scream a thousand times in her nightmares. But this was real.

She found the body in a small clearing.

A woman. Young. Late twenties maybe. Dressed for Halloween in a half-torn fairy costume, her abdomen split wide open like a butchered deer. Blood soaked the earth beneath her. Her lifeless eyes stared up at the black sky.

Laurie knelt slowly, gun at the ready, and studied the wound.

Clean. Deep. Brutal.

She didn’t need a lab or a report. She had seen this kind of cut before. A long, sharp kitchen knife. The same kind that had haunted her for four decades.

She whispered, “Michael.”

Not as a question.

As a certainty.

Her breath fogged the air. The trees stood silent. Watching.

She stood and raised her voice. “I know you’re out there! You always are! Just waiting. Come on then!”

Silence.

She turned slowly, scanning the tree line. Every shadow felt alive.

“You want me? Here I am. No more hiding. Come and finish it!”

The wind picked up. Leaves rustled. Her grip on the rifle tightened. She adjusted her stance. Trained. Ready.

Then — the hairs on her neck stood up.

Something was behind her.

Laurie spun around—

—but too late.

A hulking presence crashed into her from the shadows, knocking her rifle away. 

She hit the ground hard, breath leaving her lungs in a sharp gasp. A cold hand wrapped around her throat. Heavy. Inhumanly strong.

She looked up—

And there he was.

Michael Myers.

No anger. No rage. Just the void. The Shape.

He raised his blade — that same damned kitchen knife — high above his head.

Laurie rolled to the side, the blade stabbing the soil inches from her ribs. 

She reached for her boot, pulling the small knife she always kept there, and slashed upward. It caught his arm — he barely reacted.

She scrambled back, blood running from her lip, grabbing her rifle as she stood.

“Still alive, bastard!” she spat.

Michael took a slow step forward.

But Laurie wasn’t running this time.

Forty years of waiting.

Forty years of fear turned into fire.

She raised the rifle and fired.

The shot echoed across the trees — but Michael kept coming.

This time, Laurie realized something terrifying.

He wasn’t just back.

He’d never left.

And he wasn’t alone.

From the darkness behind him, more footsteps echoed.

Multiple.

Another mask glinted in the moonlight.

The terror in Haddonfield was no longer one man.

It was a legacy.

They emerged from the treeline like ghosts — silent, relentless, and dressed in the same pale mask that haunted Laurie’s every waking thought. 

Dozens of them. Men, women, tall, short, moving with eerie coordination.

Each wore the mask.

Each held a blade.

Each mimicked him.

Laurie’s blood ran cold. Her rifle had only so many rounds. Her body was trained, but it was one against many. 

And Michael — the real one — stood still among them, watching. Breathing. Waiting.

Laurie made a choice.

She ran.

Not in fear.

In tactic.

She bolted into the forest, weaving between trees, every footstep calculated. 

Behind her, they followed — the cult of the Shape, drawn to her like moths to flame. 

But Laurie knew these woods better than anyone. She’d spent years building this place not just to survive — but to fight.

The first one triggered a wire hidden between two trees. A wooden stake, sharpened and fastened to a coiled spring, impaled him through the chest. He dropped without a sound.

The second stepped into a pit masked with leaves and sticks. The thud of breaking bones echoed as they landed on jagged iron rods beneath.

The third tried to flank her — and met a shotgun blast from a tripwire rig. A spray of blood painted the trees.

Laurie didn’t look back. She moved with cold precision. She lured them in. Herded them like prey.

One masked figure chased her too fast, catching up near her garden shed — but Laurie knew that path. 

As he stepped on the pressure plate, a heavy spiked log swung from the trees like a pendulum and crushed him against the trunk with a sickening crunch.

She paused only once — at her final trap, a hidden trip cable attached to a rig of flaming oil. A Molotov-style bomb she’d saved for years.

Three of them entered the kill zone.

She lit the fuse and whispered, “Happy Halloween...”

Fire roared to life, engulfing them. Screams finally broke the night.

But not all of them fell.

She counted. Some were still moving. Still hunting.

And somewhere among them — Michael.

Her breath ragged, she returned to her cabin. Her sanctuary. Her fortress.

But the front door was open.

She never left it open.

Inside, the radio played static.

On the wall, her family photo was slashed.

A single word was scratched into the wood by the fireplace:

“HOME.”

Laurie’s hands trembled — not from fear, but fury.

Michael wasn’t just back.

He’d brought his followers. His cult. A movement.

And now he was inside.

But so was she.

And this house was a tomb built for monsters.

Laurie closed the door behind her, locked it, and whispered to the dark:

“Let’s finish this.”

The lights died with a heavy click — a silence deeper than darkness settling in. The only illumination came from the fractured moonlight bleeding through the cracked windows. Shadows twisted and breathed across the floorboards like living things.

Laurie Strode didn’t flinch.

She stood still in the gloom of her cabin — the fortress she had carved from paranoia and pain — and she listened.

Breath.

Movement.

The creak of weight shifting on old wood.

They were inside. The remaining killers. Stalking her in her own home. Wearing his mask, wielding his blade, believing themselves to be fear itself.

But Laurie knew better. She was fear.

Her hands moved with instinct, reaching beneath the hearthstone — a rusted blade, honed to a razor’s edge. Her first weapon. The one she made herself.

She stepped silently, avoiding the pressure panel by the hallway rug — the same one she’d watched a dozen squirrels trigger in practice.

Someone behind her took the bait. The sound of a blade launching across the hall was followed by a scream cut short.

One down.

A second masked figure lunged from the kitchen — she ducked low, rolling behind the counter, pulling a sawed-off shotgun from beneath a false drawer. She fired once. The blast lit up the room like a strobe. The killer flew back, mask cracked, chest torn open.

Two down.

Footsteps above her. The attic.

She’d rigged it with a counterweight snare years ago. She moved fast, grabbed the rope trigger by the stairs, and yanked.

A thud. A scream. A body crashing through plaster.

Three down.

She could hear another breathing behind the couch. She crouched low and slid her knife across the floorboards — noise bait. When the killer moved to investigate, Laurie popped up from behind the grandfather clock, a fire axe in her hands.

Four.

Blood soaked the wood. Her pulse steady. Her breath cold and calm.

Then — silence again.

Only one left.

Him.

She moved through the cabin slowly, stalking now. Her weapon tight in her grip. Her footfalls measured.

She found the back room door ajar. Moonlight spilled inside, highlighting a trail of boot prints.

Laurie stepped through the threshold, eyes sharp—

And the door slammed behind her.

Michael.

He was waiting in the corner, motionless.

The real one.

Not a follower. Not a mask. The Shape.

He moved first. Fast. Too fast. The knife slashed through the air, grazing her shoulder.

She retaliated with a swing of the axe — he ducked, grabbing her by the throat, lifting her.

But Laurie had planned for this too.

She drove her thumb into his eyehole — hard — forcing him to drop her.

She fell to the floor, gasping, scrambling for the hidden switch beneath the floorboard — click — the secret compartment opened. A flare gun.

Michael lunged.

Laurie fired.

The flare hit him dead center — igniting the accelerant she’d poured days ago, just in case.

Michael went up in flames.

He didn’t scream.

He just stood there, burning, watching her.

And when he finally collapsed, still wearing the mask…

Laurie didn’t lower her weapon.

Not yet.

Not ever.

Because evil doesn’t burn. It doesn’t die. It just waits.

But so did she.

And Laurie Strode would always be waiting.

Smoke began to fill the hallway like a creeping, choking fog. Flames licked up the wooden walls, devouring everything Laurie had built — every trap, every weapon, every memory. Her eyes burned, her lungs heaved, but she moved with purpose.

She reached the supply cabinet behind the pantry — a hidden compartment she'd carved into the floor years ago. She flipped it open with her boot and yanked out her last resort: a gas-powered chainsaw, already pre-fueled. Just in case he ever came back.

She yanked the starter cord — once, twice, a mechanical roar shattered the cabin’s screams of fire.

Then she turned.

And froze.

At the end of the corridor, wreathed in smoke and flame, he stood.

Michael Myers.

Still alive.

Still burning.

His coveralls were charred, his mask half-melted into his face, the flesh beneath blackened and cracked — but he moved. He walked. Slowly. Relentlessly. The knife still gripped in his flaming hand.

The Shape did not die.

Laurie screamed in defiance, not fear, and charged.

Michael raised his blade—

But Laurie ducked, slid beneath his swing, and rammed the spinning chainsaw into his side. The engine howled. Flesh, bone, and fire met steel.

Michael staggered, but didn't fall.

She drove the chainsaw up, carving into his ribs, forcing it higher, through muscle, through sinew, toward his neck.

He grabbed her wrist with his burning hand — the pain was searing, blinding — but she didn’t stop.

With a guttural cry, Laurie shoved the blade through his neck. Sparks flew. Blood sprayed like molten oil. The chainsaw jammed against spine. She twisted, gritting her teeth.

THUNK.

The blade cut through.

Michael’s head fell — the mask still fixed in its eternal stare — and landed with a heavy, final thud.

His body crumpled behind it.

Still twitching.

But no longer moving.

Laurie stood over him, chest heaving, skin blistered, hands shaking.

“No more coming back,” she hissed.

The fire roared higher. The roof creaked. Her sanctuary was collapsing.

She ran, coughing, bursting through the front door just as flames blew out behind her. The cabin she had fortified, the hell she had trained in, was consumed in seconds.

She stumbled into the clearing, bloodied and scorched, falling to her knees beneath the hunter’s moon.

Behind her, the fire painted the sky orange.

In front of her — silence.

For the first time in over forty years, Laurie Strode felt it.

Not fear.

Not survival.

An ending.

But deep inside her — a whisper remained:

Evil never dies…


END


dimanche 27 avril 2025

Rosie O'Donnell moves to Ireland

DONALD TRUMP:

"...Thank you, thank you very much. I wasn't even gonna bring this up today — but, you know what, sometimes you just have to tell the truth, even when it's ugly.

You’ve seen it — Rosie O'Donnell. Poor Rosie. You remember her — the slob, the train wreck, the human disaster. She’s finally doing what she always threatened: running away to Ireland. Ireland! Folks, they didn’t deserve that — what did the Irish ever do to us?

She said she’d leave if I became President — and like everything else she touches, she couldn’t even get that right. Took her five years. Five years late — just like her jokes, just like her career. Always late, always a mess. A total embarrassment.

I’ll never forget — when she tried to come after me on "The View". Screaming, crying, making a fool of herself. Big mouth, bigger disaster. It was like watching a car crash, folks — you didn’t want to look, but you couldn’t help it. Nasty, bitter, angry — and wrong about everything. She was fake news before CNN even got started.

And look — let’s be honest — it wasn’t just the attitude. It was the whole package. You needed a strong stomach just to get through her segments. Honestly, she should’ve moved to Ireland sooner — the American people have suffered enough.

Now she’s waddling across the ocean, thinking she'll start fresh — like anyone over there is gonna put up with her garbage. Trust me, the Irish are smart — they’re gonna take one look and say, ‘Send it back. Return to sender.’

Rosie O'Donnell is the definition of failure. A born loser. A loud, sloppy, irrelevant wreck. She’s like a bad sitcom that got canceled a decade ago — but somehow still shows up in reruns when you least want it. Nobody’s watching, Rosie. Nobody cares.

And Rosie, because I know you’re tuned in — you can't help yourself — let me tell you something:

You didn’t just lose — you were never even in the game. America didn’t need you, doesn’t miss you, and won’t even notice you're gone.

Good riddance, Rosie. Enjoy being irrelevant... overseas."


Trump steps away from the podium, smirks, gives a slow, exaggerated thumbs-up, and walks off to roaring cheers.


...


Meanwhile in her property in the Irish countryside. Rosie O’Donnell sits alone at her kitchen table, a tablet propped up in front of her. A half-finished cup of tea sits beside it. The evening rain taps against the window.


She scrolls through YouTube, eyebrows knitted together. She taps on a thumbnail — "Trump DESTROYS Rosie O'Donnell in Latest White House Rant" — and the video loads.


She watches, silent at first. As Trump launches into his barrage of insults — calling her a "washed-up loser," a "coward," a "fat pig" — her hands tighten into fists on the table. Her face flushes red with a mix of anger, humiliation, and hurt.


"Unbelievable," she mutters under her breath, shaking her head. "Still obsessed. After all these years."


She pauses the video, staring at the frozen image of Trump, mouth open mid-rant. Memories flood back — the fights on "The View", the tabloid headlines, the relentless harassment. She thought moving to Ireland would mean peace. A fresh start. But even across the ocean, he found a way to humiliate her again, live on television, in front of the whole world.


Rosie shoves the tablet aside, the screen going black. She paces the kitchen, breathing hard. The humiliation stings deep — he made sure of that. She feels small, exposed, like a target all over again.


Grabbing her phone, she considers tweeting back at him, something savage, something biting. But she stops. No. Not yet. Not tonight.


Instead, she stares out the rain-streaked window into the dark Irish night, stewing in a mixture of fury and sadness, knowing the war between them is far from over.


but after tossing and turning in her bed that night — heart pounding, mind racing, in the early morning lights, Rosie — still seething but running on pure adrenaline — slaps her phone down on the kitchen counter. No makeup. No fancy lighting. She wants it messy. She wants it raw, she wants it real. She touches "Record" with a determined finger.


ROSIE O’DONNELL (on camera):

"Alright — alright, LISTEN UP, people!

I wasn’t even gonna dignify this crap — because honestly? It’s pathetic. It’s PA-THE-TIC. But you know what? Enough is enough. I can’t just sit here and let this oversized Oompa Loompa flap his gums at me AGAIN — twenty freakin’ years later! Twenty freakin’ YEARS people!

I moved across the damn ocean to get away from the toxic sludge this man leaves everywhere he goes!

And what happens? I pick up my phone — BOOM! — there he is. Same old garbage. Same old lies. Same old bloated ego.

He's calling me a coward because I moved to Ireland?

Honey. Honey. I didn’t move because I was scared — I moved because I wanted peace. Something you wouldn’t recognize if it punched you in your fake-tanned face.

Meanwhile, I’m over here, living my best life — eating scones, petting sheep — and YOU’RE still stuck in your gold toilet, screaming into the abyss like a washed-up carnie barker.

And a has-been? Seriously? Buddy, you were never even a been. You bought everything — your name, your fame, your mail-order reality show — all fake. Fake businesses, fake degrees, fake hair, fake teeth, fake soul.

You’re a one-man Ponzi scheme with a spray tan!

And guess what? You're obsessed with me! OBSESSED. It's sick, it’s weird, it’s sad — it’s just SAD.

How small, how broken do you have to be to STILL be dragging my name through your clown parade since 2006?! GET A HOBBY. Knit something. Take a nap.

You’re the same bloated, angry, insecure mess you’ve always been, Donnie. Get some therapy. Not one of those TV therapists either — a real one. You need it. Desperately.

You think you humiliated me?

You think you won something?

NO. You just proved — again — that you’re a bully, a liar, a sad little man terrified of women who don’t bow down and kiss your giant orange butt.

So here’s my advice, Donnie-boy: keep my name out of your festering sewer of a mouth. Next time you need attention, go scream at a mirror — it’s the only thing pathetic enough to stick around and listen anymore.

Get your little MAGA zombie horde to clap and hoot — doesn’t change the facts.

You're going down in history as the worst, the most corrupt, the most embarrassing President this country has EVER seen.

And guess what?

I’m still here.

I’m still standing.

I’m still thriving.

And you? You’re still that angry, broken little boy who thinks shouting louder makes you taller.

I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. Never was. Never will be."


(Rosie glares daggers into the camera, breath heavy, then slaps the phone off. Stream cuts out mid-breath.)


This rant makes the buzz and the rage all over internet.


Rosie’s video racks up 80 million views in less than 24 hours. Trump’s team tries desperately to spin it, but it’s too late — the internet has crowned Rosie the winner of the latest battle.


...


Of course Trump does not give up, wants the last word and during a presidential rally in Florida he viciously roasts Rosie again.


DONALD TRUMP : 

"... Rosie — she’s a mess. She’s a disaster. A has-been, a never-was, a total loser. She ran away to Ireland because she couldn’t handle ME. And now, she’s making videos... nasty little videos... probably in a pub somewhere, drunk, eating potatoes!..."

"... And let me tell you something: if Rosie O'Donnell was a country, she’d be called 'Loserland.' Population: ONE!..."


For forty-five minutes non-stop he continues. 


Mocking her old TV shows: "Nobody watched 'The View' until I made it interesting — by fighting her!"


Her move to Ireland again: "She couldn't make it here, so she’s trying to fool a bunch of leprechauns now."


Even her looks: "Honestly, folks, when she goes to the beach, whales get jealous!"


...


Days later across the ocean — Rosie is interviewed on "The Late Late Show" wearing a black blazer and jeans, sits relax on the couch.


The host leans forward:

HOST:

"So, Rosie... Trump’s latest rally... he’s really letting you have it, isn’t he?"


Rosie smirks.


ROSIE O'DONNELL:

"Yeah, well, you know — when a clown honks his nose, are you supposed to get upset? He’s doing his best. It’s adorable, really."


(Crowd roars.)


She leans in, deadpan:

"Donald Trump at a rally talking about me for forty-five minutes? I mean... it's sweet. I haven’t seen that much obsession since Fatal Attraction. I'm honestly worried he's going to show up outside my house with a boombox playing 'I Will Always Love You.'"


(Laughter explodes.)


"And let's get real — if I wanted to watch an old man scream nonsense for an hour, I'd visit the pub at closing time. At least those guys buy you a drink first."


Rosie laughs along with the audience, looking proud and unbothered.


"Donald thinks he’s hurting me. Honey — the only thing he’s hurting is the English language. And possibly the fabric of his pants every time he rants like that."


...


At Mar-a-lago Trump sits alone in his gold-trimmed bedroom, lit only by the pale blue glow of the TV. On the screen: endless loops of Rosie’s "Late Late Show" interview, clips of her laughing, mocking him, moving on without him.


He clenches the remote, flipping channels — but everywhere he turns: Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.


He grumbles under his breath.

TRUMP (muttering):

"Ungrateful... nasty sow... washed-up..."


But inside — buried deep — another feeling twists.

A feeling he can’t explain.

A weird, bitter sadness.


He remembers years ago — their first public fight — when Rosie mocked him on "The View". How furious he had been. But how alive he had felt. No one else dared challenge him like she did. No one else got under his skin that way.


She was loud, she was mean, she was impossible — and she made him feel something real.

Rage? Sure.

But also... respect?

Admiration?


TRUMP (whispering to himself):

"She was supposed to stay... She was supposed to fight back, not... leave..."


When Rosie fled to Ireland, it felt like a betrayal. Like she abandoned the game.

And he would never admit it — not to the press, not to Melania, not even to himself — but somewhere deep inside, it hurt.

Because if Rosie was gone... who was left who truly got him?


He grips the remote tighter, eyes locked on Rosie's laughing face.

He scowls, louder now, forcing the feelings down with anger:


TRUMP:

"She’s a loser. She’s a pig. A coward. I don't care. I don't care!"


But the TV keeps playing, and despite everything, he doesn't change the channel.


He just sits there, watching.

Alone.

Angry.

Sad.

And a little bit... heartbroken.


...


A few days later Trump’s got an “Emergency” Interview on FOX News.


Still fuming over Rosie, agrees to a “special interview” with one of his most loyal hosts, hoping to spin the narrative back in his favor. He shows up looking tired, puffy-eyed, and more emotional than usual.


HOST:

"Mr. President, you’ve been in the news a lot lately... especially with Rosie O’Donnell. Some say the feud’s gotten... personal. Care to respond?"


Trump straightens his tie, forcing a smirk.


TRUMP:

"Look, it’s not personal, okay? It’s not. I barely think about her. I barely even know her!"


(He’s already blinking too fast, voice getting defensive.)


TRUMP:

"I mean — was she mean to me? Sure. Very nasty woman. Very disrespectful. Worst person I’ve ever met. But who cares? I don't care. I don't even think about her. I think about... important things. Bigger things. Tremendous things."


(He fidgets in his chair. The host just nods awkwardly.)


TRUMP (rambling faster):

"She left the country — big deal! Good riddance! Everybody's celebrating! I mean, it’s not like I miss... it’s not like I miss her. Why would I miss her? That would be ridiculous, right? Totally ridiculous. Nobody misses Rosie O'Donnell. Nobody. Especially not me!"


(He laughs — a forced, hollow laugh. The host stares, sensing something is very wrong.)


TRUMP (suddenly softer, almost muttering):

"...She shouldn’t have left. Coward move. She was supposed to fight me. She always fought me. Nobody fights me like that anymore..."


(There’s a long, painful pause. Trump stares off into the distance for a second, almost lost in thought.)


TRUMP (mumbling):

"...She made it fun..."


(Realizing what he just said, he snaps back to fake bravado mode, pounding the arm of his chair.)


TRUMP (shouting):

"BUT WHO CARES! SHE’S A TOTAL FAILURE! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT! I’M WINNING! I’M WINNING SO MUCH IT’S UNBELIEVABLE!!"


(The host quickly cuts to commercial, as the internet explodes within minutes.)


...


The rain taps gently against the windows.

Rosie sits curled up on her couch, the room dim except for the soft light of a small reading lamp. Her tablet is on the coffee table, showing a paused video of Trump’s rant from his tally in Florida.


She stares at the screen for a long time, arms wrapped around herself. She hates that it still gets to her.

She’s been called names before — worse ones — by tabloids, by comedians, by critics. She’s been mocked for her weight, her looks, her voice. She’s built armor so thick most insults bounce off without leaving a scratch.


But somehow, with Trump, it’s different.

It always was.

And she can’t explain why.


It’s not just that he’s cruel — it’s that he’s fixated.

Like he’s made her his personal enemy, his personal punching bag.


Rosie leans her head back against the couch, blinking up at the ceiling.

She remembers "The View", the first time she stood up to him on TV — and how alive she had felt in that moment, like she was finally calling out a bully in front of the world.

But now... now it just feels exhausting. Sad. Heavy.


And deep down, there’s something worse, something she barely lets herself think about:


Maybe a tiny part of her wanted his respect.

Maybe a tiny part of her wanted him to see her as an equal, not just an enemy.


ROSIE (whispering to herself):

"Why does it still hurt...?"


She doesn’t cry. She never lets herself cry over him.

But a pinch, sharp and cold, stays in her chest.


Maybe because no matter how much she roasts him, no matter how much she fights back —

he’ll never see her the way she wanted to be seen:

Not as a loser.

Not as a joke.

But as someone who mattered.

Someone who deserved better.


And she’ll never admit that out loud — not to the press, not to her fans, not even to herself.

Because being vulnerable was what he would want.

And she’ll be damned if she gives him that satisfaction.


Instead, she picks up her tablet, scrolls past the headlines, past the memes, and switches the screen off.


The room falls into silence, except for the rain.

And Rosie O’Donnell sits there, alone, feeling that tiny, stupid pinch in her heart —

the one person she never wanted to care about, still finding a way to hurt her. But later that night — sleep refuses to come.


She flips over onto her side, frustrated, staring into the dark.

She mutters to herself, a ritual she's done a hundred times before, trying to beat the thoughts out of her head.


ROSIE (whispering):

"I don't care about him. I don't."


She lists all the reasons, like a checklist in her mind:

His arrogance.

His cruelty.

His obsession with appearance.

The way he belittles everyone he’s scared of.

The way he can’t stand women who fight back.

His voice, his stupid smug face, the ridiculous hair —


ROSIE (gritting her teeth):

"He's a bully. A joke. A disgrace. I should be laughing at him."


But no matter how many times she says it...

his face won’t leave her mind.


Not the angry, red-faced version shouting into microphones —

but flashes of something else:

the weird look he gave her once on The View, when she roasted him so hard even the audience gasped —

a look that wasn't pure hate.

It was something messier. Something almost like... admiration?


She squeezes her eyes shut, like she can will the memory away.


ROSIE (bitterly, almost pleading):

"I don't care about you."


But the harder she tries to shove his image out of her mind, the more stubborn it gets.

That ridiculous pout.

That stupid smug smirk.

The way he leans forward when he's about to insult you — like he’s just daring you to hit back.


And worst of all, that tiny, pathetic part of her brain that whispers:


He cares about you, even if it's twisted. Even if it's sick.

And you care that he cares.


Rosie groans into her pillow, furious with herself.


ROSIE (muffled):

"You’re the worst mistake I never made."


She punches the pillow once, flips over, and forces herself to think about anything else.

Ireland.

The ocean.

Her friends.

Her real life.


But somewhere — way down deep, tucked into a place she doesn't want to admit even exists —

Donald Trump’s stupid face still lingers.

Uninvited.

Unwanted.

Unforgettable.


Finally she drifts into sleep at last, but it isn’t the usual restless tossing.

This dream feels... different.

Too vivid.

Too real.


She’s standing outside somewhere — in a garden maybe, golden sunlight pouring over the flowers.

And there he is.

Donald.

But not the loud, angry, grotesque Donald from TV.

No.

This Donald is... smiling. Genuinely.

Looking at her like she’s the only person in the world.


DREAM DONALD (softly):

"I was wrong about you, Rosie. I always was."


Rosie feels herself blushing — blushing — like some teenager in a cheesy rom-com.

She tries to say something sharp, sarcastic — but no words come out.

Only a laugh.

A real, happy laugh.


He steps closer.

Closer.


DREAM DONALD:

"You made me better, you know. Stronger."


He brushes a stray hair behind her ear with surprising tenderness.

Rosie’s heart pounds — and somehow, impossibly, she doesn’t pull away.

She lets him.


And then —

without warning —

he leans in and kisses her.


It’s not rushed.

It’s not aggressive.

It’s... perfect.

Warm. Real.


Rosie melts into it, the world spinning around her, the old anger forgotten, the old wars erased.

It’s just them, finally seeing each other — really seeing each other — after all these years... She flings upright in bed with a loud gasp.

Sweat clings to her skin.

Her heart slams against her ribcage like a hammer.

She clutches the blanket tightly, staring into the darkness, trying to catch her breath.


For a long moment, she just sits there, frozen, too stunned to even move.


ROSIE (whispering, horrified):

"No. No, no, no, no, no..."


She runs a shaking hand through her hair, squeezing her eyes shut —

but the dream is still burned onto the backs of her eyelids:

the sunlit garden.

His smile.

The kiss.


And worst of all — the feeling —

the stupid, terrifying feeling that it meant something.


Her chest aches with confusion, fear, and shame.

She can handle being hated.

She can handle being mocked.

But this?

This creeping suspicion that, deep down, buried under years of feuding and insults and headlines...

there might be something else there?


That’s a nightmare she doesn’t know how to fight.


ROSIE (to herself, desperate):

"It was just a dream. It means nothing. Nothing."


But no matter how many times she says it,

her heart refuses to slow down.

And somewhere deep inside —

where even she’s too scared to look —

a tiny, traitorous spark flickers.


...


Across the ocean, Trump stands on his private golf course, swinging lazily at a ball.

The sun is beating down.

His advisors chatter nearby about rally plans, TV appearances, polls — but Trump isn't listening.


He’s distracted.

Weirdly unsettled.


He swings and misses the ball entirely, causing a few aides to exchange worried glances.


Trump stares off at the horizon, frowning deeply, a strange hollow feeling gnawing at him.

A weird sensation like he’s... missing something.

Or someone.


TRUMP (muttering under his breath):

"Stupid Ireland..."


He doesn’t know why he said it.

He doesn’t even realize he said it out loud.


But somehow, Rosie’s name — her laugh, her snarky smile, her relentless fire — keeps sneaking into his thoughts like a song he can't stop humming.


TRUMP (to himself, half-annoyed, half-confused):

"She thinks she’s so smart... so tough..."


He hits the golf ball harder than necessary, sending it flying.


TRUMP (grumbling):

"She’s not that special..."


Then sun beams down on Mar-a-Lago like always, but inside the golden walls, something is off.

Very off.


Donald Trump sits at the big dining table, a plate of cheeseburgers and french fries in front of him — untouched.

Normally he would have devoured them, bragging about how he doesn’t need “rabbit food” like other politicians.


But today, he just pokes at the bun with one finger, looking distant, distracted.

The room buzzes with low, anxious chatter.


Ivanka watches him from across the room, exchanging worried glances with Jared.

Don Jr. fiddles with his phone nervously.

Stephen Miller clears his throat, trying to bring Trump’s attention back to the stack of papers in front of him.


STEPHEN MILLER (tentative):

"Mr. President, sir, we need your approval on the rally talking points... And, uh, the, um, new executive orders—"


Trump waves a hand vaguely, not even looking up.


TRUMP (flatly):

"Later. Not important."


Everyone stares.

Trump? Saying policy isn't important?


IVANKA (gently, like talking to a child):

"Dad... are you feeling okay?"


Trump blinks like he's waking from a trance.

He forces a fake smile and leans back in his chair.


TRUMP (clearly lying):

"Feeling tremendous. Never better. Strongest I've ever been. Like a rock. A very strong, very handsome rock."


But the lie is paper-thin.


In reality, Trump’s mind keeps drifting —

not to rallies, not to golf, not even to polls —

but to her.


Rosie.

Laughing at him.

Yelling at him...


He hates that he can still see her eyes when he closes his own.

He hates that his chest feels hollow, like something’s missing.


And most of all —

he hates that he doesn’t hate her as much as he’s supposed to.


Days pass and Donald still can't shake away Rosie out of his head


Aides whisper in the White House hallways.

The mood in the West Wing is strange, anxious.

Trump’s speeches are less fiery, his X posts oddly flat, like he's just going through the motions.


He sits at the Resolute Desk, staring out the window.

Papers pile up untouched.

The famous Sharpie sits unused in his hand.


He mutters to himself without realizing:


TRUMP (low):

"She was... good TV. Strong ratings. A real fighter..."


Hope Hicks peeks her head into the room, concerned.


HOPE (gently):

"Mr. President? Do you want to prepare for your Hannity interview tonight?"


Trump doesn’t answer.

He just keeps staring out at the empty lawn, lost in some memory from long ago:

Rosie rolling her eyes at him.

Rosie calling him out.

Rosie laughing, not scared, not bowing down — not like everyone else did.


For the first time in a long, long time, Donald Trump feels something terrifying.


Loneliness.


And he doesn't even know how to fight it.

Not with tweets.

Not with rallies.

Not with walls or slogans.


Back to Mar-a-lago the place is quieter than usual.

The TV drones in the background — reruns of old Fox News clips, nobody really watching.

Trump slouches on a velvet couch, staring blankly at his phone.


Ivanka steps carefully into the room, her heels clicking softly on the marble floor.

She’s been watching him for days now, growing more and more worried.

Enough is enough.


She sits beside him, smoothing her skirt nervously.


IVANKA (gently):

"Dad?"


Trump doesn’t look up.


TRUMP (mumbling):

"Yeah, sweetheart, what is it? You need money or something?"


Ivanka forces a smile but shakes her head.

She takes a breath, steadying herself for the risk she’s about to take.


IVANKA (quiet but firm):

"You’re not... yourself lately."


Trump finally looks at her — really looks — like noticing her for the first time all day.


IVANKA (pressing):

"You’re distracted. You’re moody. You barely touched your lunch yesterday, and you left a rally early. Dad, you never leave a rally early."


Trump grumbles and shrugs, trying to wave it off.


TRUMP (half-hearted):

"Fake news. I'm fine. Better than fine. Strong. Stronger than ever."


Ivanka leans in closer, lowering her voice like a secret:


IVANKA:

"It started when Rosie left. When she moved to Ireland."


Trump flinches — barely, but Ivanka sees it.

She knows she’s right.

She pushes a little further.


IVANKA (gently, almost like a therapist):

"Dad... is this about Rosie?"


Trump scoffs loudly, tossing his phone onto the couch beside him.


TRUMP (defensive, loud):

"Rosie?! Please. Give me a break. She's a loser. A has-been. A total disaster. A washed-up cow... I don’t even think about her!"


But his face is red.

His breathing quickens.

The lies are so obvious they practically hang in the air.


Ivanka watches him carefully, her voice soft but serious:


IVANKA (careful):

"Then why can’t you stop talking about her?"

(beat)

"Or thinking about her?"


Trump stares at her, stunned into silence.


IVANKA (pushing, but kindly):

"Do you... have feelings for her, Dad?"


The room falls dead silent.

The TV hums in the background like a ghost.


Trump opens his mouth to bark back — to deny, to deflect, to insult — but no words come out.

For once, the great Donald Trump has nothing to say.


He just sits there, jaw tight, fists clenched on his knees, glaring at the carpet like it personally betrayed him.

His mind races — screaming No!, Impossible!, Ridiculous! —

but somewhere underneath all the bluster and fury and ego...


Ivanka watches the war on his face.

She softens her tone even more.


IVANKA (gently):

"It’s okay if you do. It doesn’t make you weak."

(beat)

"It makes you human."


Trump finally leans back against the couch, exhaling heavily, staring up at the ceiling like it holds all the answers he’ll never find.

He doesn’t say yes.

He doesn’t say no.


He just sits there, lost.


...


The wind howls outside, rattling the windows, in Rosie cottage in Ireland. but the woman barely notices it.

She sits at her kitchen table, a cup of tea growing cold in front of her.


Her cousin Margaret next to her watches her with deep concern.

Rosie looks... thinner.

Paler.

Tired in a way that sleep alone won’t fix.


Margaret finally speaks up, voice gentle but worried:


MARGARET:

"Rosie, you barely touched your dinner. You’re not yourself lately."


Rosie shrugs, not meeting her eyes.


ROSIE (mumbling):

"Wasn't hungry."


MARGARET (sighing):

"You used to eat like a linebacker. Now you pick at food like a bird."


Rosie forces a dry chuckle, but it dies quickly.

Her hands tremble slightly as she fidgets with the spoon.


MARGARET:

"You snap at everyone. Then you just... go quiet for hours. You cry at commercials. Rosie, what’s going on?"


Rosie opens her mouth — the old reflex ready to fire off a sarcastic joke, some rough armor to hide behind —

but she can’t summon it.

Not tonight.


Her shoulders sag under an invisible weight.


ROSIE (quiet, bitter):

"It’s him. It's Trump."


Margaret blinks, confused.


MARGARET:

"Trump? That blowhard?"


Rosie nods slowly, staring into her tea like it holds some terrible truth.


ROSIE (voice cracking slightly):

"Ever since that speech... I don’t know. I feel like he crawled into my brain and won't leave."

(beat)

"God, I hate him. I hate him..."


But her voice breaks on the word.

Margaret’s eyes soften in realization — it’s not just hate twisting Rosie up inside.


It’s something worse.

Something terrifying.


MARGARET (carefully):

"Are you... sure it’s hate you’re feeling?"


Rosie slams her palms down on the table suddenly, making the cup jump.


ROSIE (angry, scared):

"Of course it’s hate! What else could it be?!"


But the fury sounds hollow even to her own ears.

She squeezes her eyes shut, trying to block out the memory —


his stupid smirk


the warmth of his dream-kiss


the way he used to argue with her like she actually mattered.


Tears sting the backs of her eyelids.

She wipes at them furiously before they can fall.


Margaret places a hand gently on her trembling arm.


MARGARET (softly):

"Rosie... sometimes the line between love and hate is thinner than you think."


Rosie shakes her head violently,


ROSIE : 

"Oh shut up that is ridiculous!" 


She leaves the kitchen table but can’t shake the aching hole gnawing at her chest.

A hole shaped like a man she’s spent years telling herself she despises.


...


Under the soft golden glimmering chandeliers, Trump alone at his massive desk, slumped in his chair, stares blankly at a framed magazine cover of himself, not even really looking at it.


Ivanka watching him as she walks in the corridor steps in the room, her face a tight mask of worry and frustration.


She’s watched him fade day after day — and tonight, she’s done tiptoeing.


With a voice sharp but not unkind she has to talk to him.


IVANKA:

"Enough, Dad."


Trump grunts, not looking up.


TRUMP (grumbling):

"Enough of what? I’m fine. I’m tremendous. Strong. The strongest anyone's ever been, believe me."


Ivanka strides right up to his desk, planting both palms on the surface, forcing him to look at her.


IVANKA (cold, fierce):

"No, you’re not. You’re miserable. You’re distracted. You’re lost. And we both know why."


Trump tries to roll his eyes, to summon the old bluster —


TRUMP:

"It’s fake news, Ivanka. I don’t think about her. I don't care about—"


IVANKA (cutting him off, furious):

"Stop lying, Dad!"


Trump freezes, stunned by the sharpness in her voice.

Ivanka’s eyes are glassy, full of a fierce kind of love — the kind that demands truth.


IVANKA (softening but still firm):

"You love her."

(beat)

"You love Rosie O'Donnell."


The words hang in the air like a gunshot.


Trump sputters for a second —


TRUMP:

"What?! I— I mean— love? No! She's— she's rude! She's a disaster! She's—"


But the words die in his throat.

The fake anger feels... stupid.

Pointless.

Small.


He leans back in his chair heavily, running a hand through his messy hair.

His voice when it finally comes is low, hoarse, almost ashamed:


TRUMP (mumbling):

"...Yeah. May-maybe I do..."


Ivanka smiles sadly.

She sits down across from him, reaching across the desk to take his hand — a rare, vulnerable gesture.


IVANKA (gently):

"Then don’t waste another second pretending you don’t."


Trump looks at her, confused, lost — like a little boy in a too-big suit.


IVANKA (urgent):

"Fly to Ireland. Find her. Tell her."


Trump stares at her like she’s crazy.


TRUMP:

"Fly to Ireland? Me? I’m the President of the Unisted States! I can’t just hop on a plane like some— some Bachelor contestant!"


Ivanka smiles wider, squeezing his hand.


IVANKA (teasing):

"You’ve done crazier things, Dad."

(beat)

"And if you don't... you’ll regret it for the rest of your life."


Trump leans back again, staring up at the ceiling, heart pounding.

Ireland.

Rosie.

The thought makes him dizzy — terrified — but somehow... alive.


Finally, with a long groaning sigh, he mutters:


TRUMP (gruffly):

"Get the jet ready."


And under the cover of night, Trump’s private plane sits on the runway, engines humming.

Trump boards slowly, looking back one last time at the glittering lights of Florida — the old world he’s about to leave behind.


He tightens his grip on the railing.

He mutters under his breath, almost a prayer:


TRUMP:

"Alright, Rosie. You better be ready for me."


He steps aboard —

into the unknown —

into hope.


...


Thunder grumbles in the distance.

Rain lashes against the windows, blurring the lush green Irish fields outside into watercolor streaks.


Inside, Rosie sits curled up on her worn couch, tablet in hand, lost in a loop of painful nostalgia.

The infamous View clip plays again — her voice ringing out, sharp, mocking:


"He's not a self-made man! He's a snake oil salesman!"


Rosie winces a little.

Did she go too far that day?

Was she... cruel?

The questions gnaw at her like old ghosts.


Suddenly —


DING-DONG!

The intercom buzzes sharply, jolting her upright.


She blinks at the screen, and her heart nearly leaps out of her chest.

Standing at the gate, fighting the violent rain under a battered umbrella...


Donald Trump.


Rosie stares in shock, blinking hard.

Am I hallucinating?

Is this some weird Irish whiskey dream?


But no — it’s him.

As real as the storm swirling around him.


Without thinking, driven by something deep and primal, Rosie throws on a jacket and runs outside —

into the pounding rain, into the roaring wind.


The gravel crunches under her boots as she stomps toward the gate.

She punches the button to open it.


Slowly, warily, she approaches him — arms crossed, soaked instantly by the rain.


ROSIE (coldly, shouting over the wind):

"What the hell are you doing here, you stupid orange buffoon?!"


Trump looks like hell — wet, shivering slightly, hair plastered awkwardly against his forehead — but he doesn’t flinch at her insult.

Not this time.


Instead, he grips the umbrella tighter, lowers it slightly, and looks her straight in the eyes.


TRUMP (voice raw, yelling through the storm):

"Oh shut up you grumpy sow! I-I’m here to say I’m sorry, Rosie!"


She freezes, stunned.

Trump takes a shaky breath, every word seeming to cost him something real.


TRUMP:

"I’m sorry for every terrible thing I said. For every name I called you. For every lie."

(beat)

"I admire you. I respect you. Your strength. Your nerve. Your humor."

(voice cracking slightly)

"You were never afraid of me. You were the first woman who wasn’t."


Rosie’s lip trembles, but she says nothing.

The rain soaks them both to the bone.


Trump’s voice lowers, deep and hoarse with emotion:


TRUMP:

"I am the loser. I am the disaster. I was too proud to admit it."

(beat)

"I love your fire, your mouth, the way you make me insane... the way you don't apologize for being you."

(softer)

"I love the way you talk. The way you move. The way you..."

(voice almost a whisper)

"...the way you make me feel alive!"


He steps closer, umbrella forgotten, dropping it into the howling wind.

He looks like a man stripped bare, utterly vulnerable.


TRUMP (choking out):

"I love you, Rosie. I—"


But before he can finish —


Rosie surges forward, grabbing his face in her trembling hands, and KISSES him.


It’s not gentle.

It’s not polite.

It’s fierce, desperate, hungry — years of rage and confusion and longing crashing together all at once.


Trump drops the umbrella completely.

He wraps his arms around her, pulling her against him in the storm.


They kiss wildly, blindly, like two people who have fought too long against something bigger than pride, bigger than politics, bigger than hate.


The rain pours down, soaking them completely — but neither cares.


In that moment, there is no world.

No cameras.

No scandals.

No past.


Just two broken hearts finally colliding, finally giving in to the truth that was there all along..."

vendredi 28 juin 2024

La réunion de "Charmed"

The WB avait réussi l'impossible : organiser une réunion de "Charmed", animée par nul autre qu'Andy Cohen.

L'anticipation était palpable, la tension électrique.

Les quatre actrices — Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano et Rose McGowan — avaient toutes accepté de participer pour une seule raison : un chèque faramineux.

Alors que les caméras tournaient, Andy Cohen, maître de la télé-réalité et du drama, salua le public avec son enthousiasme habituel.

"Ce soir, vous allez être gâtés ! Le casting de 'Charmed' est ici pour une réunion attendue depuis plus de deux décennies. Accueillez Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano et Rose McGowan !"

Les applaudissements étaient assourdissants tandis que les actrices prenaient place sur les canapés moelleux disposés en demi-cercle.

Shannen et Holly s’installèrent d’un côté, Alyssa et Rose de l’autre, l’espace entre elles étant un abîme de conflits non résolus.

Andy commença avec un sourire : "C’est génial de vous avoir toutes ici. Comment cela fait-il d’être ensemble à nouveau après toutes ces années ?"

Shannen esquissa un sourire crispé. "Surréaliste... c’est peu de le dire."

Holly hocha la tête, le regard légèrement agité. "C’est sûr, c’est... quelque chose."

Alyssa, essayant de garder son sang-froid, ajouta : "C’est si agréable de vous voir toutes."

Rose, avec un sarcasme acéré, intervint : "La nostalgie m’envahit... hâte de voir combien de temps les politesses vont durer."

Andy rit nerveusement, sentant les tensions sous-jacentes. "Plongeons directement. Shannen, vous avez quitté la série de manière abrupte. Il y a eu beaucoup de rumeurs au fil des ans. Pouvez-vous nous dire ce qui s’est vraiment passé ?"

La mâchoire de Shannen se serra. "J’ai été renvoyée, Andy. Alyssa a décidé que j’étais le problème."

Les yeux d’Alyssa s’agrandirent. "Ce n’est pas vrai, Shannen. C’est toi qui voulais partir, et je n’ai été que le bouc émissaire !"

Shannen se pencha en avant, sa voix montant. "Il est vrai que je voulais partir à cause des conditions insupportables. Mais ce n’est pas moi qui ai pris l’initiative, et au final, je n’ai rien eu à redire."

Holly intervint. "Arrêtez. Nous étions toutes sous pression. La production nous opposait les unes aux autres. Rappelez-vous de ça, les filles."

Rose, avec un sourire cynique, ajouta : "Oh oui, comme le management était génial..."

Shannen riposta à Alyssa, sa voix montant. "T'étais la chouchoute, Alyssa, admets-le!"

Holly intervint doucement. "Les filles, s’il vous plaît..."

Andy, sentant la tension monter et adorant le drama, se tourna vers Rose. "Rose, comment était-ce pour vous de rejoindre un environnement aussi tendu ?"

Rose se recula dans le canapé en croisant les bras et roula des yeux. "Merveilleux, Andy. C’était comme rentrer dans la fosse aux lions."

Alyssa rétorqua. "Nous luttions toutes, Rose. Ce n’était facile pour aucune d’entre nous !"

Rose ricana. "Ouais, c’est ça, parle pour toi..."

Le studio tomba dans un silence malaisant alors que les accusations fusaient et que de vieilles blessures se rouvraient à chaque minute qui passait.

Andy, tentant de diriger la conversation vers la réconciliation, demanda avec prudence : "Est-ce que l’une de vous voit au moins un moyen de vous réconcilier ? Pourriez-vous un jour trouver un terrain d’entente ?"

Shannen secoua la tête, sa voix ferme. "Je suis désolée mais... Après ça, aucune chance."

Holly essuya une larme sur sa joue. "Nous avons essayé, Andy. C’est... Difficile..."

Alyssa regarda chacune d’elles, sa voix se brisant. "J’aimerais juste que nous puissions tourner la page..."

Rose soupira et se leva brusquement, les yeux embués. "Ça ne sert à rien!" Elle quitta en trombe le plateau, laissant derrière elle un silence de mort.

Les caméras capturèrent ce moment déchirant. Cette réunion, qui se voulait un bel épilogue, ne livra en fait que plus de douleurs.

Andy Cohen, gêné par le tournant des événements, conclut doucement : "Merci de nous avoir rejoints ce soir. Cette réunion a été révélatrice... pour le moins."

Alors que les lumières s’éteignaient et que les crédits défilaient, les 3 actrices restantes restaient assises en silence, le poids de leurs griefs non résolus plus lourd que jamais.


Après l’arrêt des caméras, Alyssa chercha Rose dans le studio, déterminée à se réconcilier avec elle.

Suivant un couloir éclairé, elle la repéra enfin près d’une fenêtre, le dos tourné alors qu’elle rassemblait ses affaires.

La voyant essuyer ses larmes, Alyssa ressentit un mélange d’empathie et d’appréhension. "Rose ?"

La voix d’Alyssa résonna dans le silence.

Son ancienne collègue se raidit, ses épaules se tendant au son de sa voix.

Puis lentement, elle se retourna, ses yeux rougis. "Que veux-tu ?"

Alyssa fit un pas hésitant en avant, ses mains tremblant légèrement. "Je... je voulais parler... Réparer les choses entre nous..."

Rose s’exclama amèrement. "Réparer ? Et tu comptes faire comment ? En prétendant que rien n’est jamais arrivé ?"

La voix d’Alyssa vacilla. "Non, je veux juste... je veux juste que nous essayions de nous comprendre. De trouver un moyen d’avancer..."

Rose la regarda avec dédain. "Oh, mais je t’ai très bien comprise, toi et ton parfait petit minois pendant que tout s’écroulait."

Alyssa déglutit. "Je... je n’ai jamais voulu te blesser. Je... J’avais mes propres démons et..."

Rose s’exclama. "Nous avions toutes nos propres démons Alyssa! Et pourtant, tu étais toujours la préférée. Celle qui n’avait jamais tort à leurs yeux !"

Le cœur d’Alyssa se serra. "C’est faux, nous étions une équipe..."

Rose la transperça du regard, cherchant une once de sincérité. "Une équipe ? En effet oui, tu étais la leadeuse et le reste d’entre nous devait se dépétrer pour pouvoir te suivre !"

Alyssa, d’une voix tremblante : "Je suis désolée, Rose. Vraiment..."

Les yeux de celle-ci la dévisagèrent mais elle finit par lui rétorquer sèchement. "Être désolée ne répare pas tout."

Alyssa baissa la tête, sa voix à peine un murmure. "Je sais. Mais je suis prête à essayer... Si tu me le permets."

La voix de Rose ruissela alors de sarcasme et de ressentiment. "Tu sais, Alyssa ? Pour quelqu’un qui prêchait toujours sur le mouvement 'Me Too', la sororité et l’émancipation, tu savais aussi très bien comment nous laisser derrière dans la merde. Toutes ces paroles sur le féminisme et l’unité... Non mais quelle blague !"

Alyssa eut un haut-le-cœur, piquée par les mots acerbes de Rose. "Je n’ai jamais voulu..."

"Oui, tu n’as jamais voulu te retourner, n’est-ce pas ?" l’interrompit Rose. "Trop occupée à grimper vers le sommet, en piétinant tous ceux qui te ralentissaient !"

Alyssa resta figée sur place. Elle qui avait espéré la réconciliation et la compréhension se heurtait à un mur en béton armé.

Rose se radoucit cependant, mais avec amertume. "Tu peux garder tes excuses. Elles ne signifient rien. J’espère que tu apprécies ta jolie petite vie parfaite, parce que c’est sûr que tu t’es assurée pour que le reste d’entre nous en paie le prix!"

Avec ces derniers mots cinglants, Rose tourna les talons et s’éloigna, ses pas résonnant faiblement contre le sol froid en linoléum.

Derrière elle, Alyssa la regarda en silence puis s’effondra sur un banc à proximité, le cœur lourd.


Cependant dès que Rose atteignit son véhicule, elle s’effondra sans retenue, les larmes coulant sur son visage, se mêlant à nouveau à son mascara.

Le chauffeur la regarda à travers le rétroviseur, une expression soucieuse sur son visage. "Cela va aller, Madame McGowan ?"

Elle ravala un sanglot et renifla. "Désolé. Oui, ramenez-moi à mon hôtel."

La voiture roula, le bourdonnement du moteur comme un murmure lointain sous le poids du chagrin et de l’abandon. La tentative d’Alyssa de se réconcilier n’avait fait que rouvrir des blessures que Rose avait longtemps lutté pour guérir, exposant sa douleur à vif.

Arrivée à l’hôtel, elle descendit de la voiture et remercia machinalement le chauffeur. Puis, enfin seule dans sa chambre, elle s’effondra sur le lit. Alors que la nuit s’installait, elle resta ainsi, dans l’obscurité, ses pensées tourbillonnant dans un mélange de regrets et de chagrin.


Ailleurs, dans un café tranquille à l’abri de l’agitation, Shannen Doherty et Holly Marie Combs étaient assises l’une en face de l’autre, l’air chargé d’un mélange de nostalgie et de regrets. La lumière tamisée et la musique douce fournissaient un cadre paisible à leur conversation, un contraste frappant avec l’orage d’émotions qui avait grondé lors de la réunion de "Charmed".

Shannen remuait distraitement son café, le regard lointain alors qu’elle parlait. "C’est triste. Voir à quel point nous nous sommes éloignées, à quel point tout s’est fracturé."

Holly soupira doucement. "Je sais. Nous avions un tel lien à l’époque, avant que tout ne dégénère."

Shannen hocha la tête, les souvenirs de leur temps sur le plateau se mêlant à l’amertume des opportunités manquées. "Je regrette de ne pas avoir tendu la main plus souvent, de ne pas avoir essayé de combler les fossés quand nous en avions l’occasion."

Holly la regarda avec empathie, ses yeux reflétant la douleur partagée qu’elles ressentaient toutes deux. "Nous étions si jeunes, tellement pris dans le tourbillon de la célébrité et des paillettes. C’est difficile de ne pas se demander ce qui aurait pu être différent."

La voix de Shannen se teinta de mélancolie. "J’aimerais pouvoir revenir en arrière et réécrire notre histoire. Réparer les erreurs..."

Dans un geste de réconfort, Holly posa sa main sur celle de Shannen. "Nous ne pouvons pas changer le passé. Mais peut-être pouvons-nous en tirer une leçon pour l’avenir. Peut-être y a-t-il encore une chance de guérir, à notre manière."

Shannen esquissa un faible sourire, touchée par ces mots de réconfort. "Tu as peut-être raison. Peut-être n’est-il pas trop tard pour faire la paix avec notre passé."

Elles restèrent en silence un moment, le poids de leurs regrets planant dans l’air tandis qu’à l’extérieur, le monde continuait d’avancer.


Pendant ce temps, Alyssa Milano, assise à l’arrière de sa voiture, laissait ses larmes couler librement. Elle attrapa son téléphone et composa, les doigts tremblants, le numéro de son mari Chris. La ligne se connecta, et elle put entendre sa voix inquiète à l’autre bout.

"Salut Alyssa, y a-t-il un problème ?" Le ton de Chris était doux mais empreint de préoccupation.

Elle prit une respiration tremblante, tentant de se composer alors qu’elle lui racontait les événements douloureux de la réunion de "Charmed". "Ce fut un désastre. Rose... elle était tellement en colère. J’ai essayé de lui parler, de recoller les morceaux, mais tout ce que je disais ne faisait qu’empirer les choses."

Chris écouta en silence. "Oh mince, ma chérie, je suis tellement désolé. Tu ne méritais pas ça."

Elle renifla, essuyant ses larmes. "Je sais. Je me sens juste si impuissante. Je voulais tourner la page une bonne fois pour toutes, mais maintenant je ne sais même pas si ça va arriver..."

Le ton de son époux se durcit. "Tu sais quoi ? Peut-être que c’est mieux ainsi. Rose a toujours été amère et vindicative. Elle a laissé sa carrière sombrer dans l’oubli pendant que toi, tu prospérais. Tu n’as pas besoin d’elle pour te valider."

Le souffle d’Alyssa se bloqua, partagée entre sa propre douleur et la colère de Chris. "Ne dis pas ça. Elle aussi a eu son lot de traumatismes..."

Il soupira lourdement, essayant de tempérer ses émotions. "Je sais. Mais parfois, les gens changent, ou bien ils montrent leurs vrais visages. Rose n’est qu’un problème permanent. Peut-être est-il temps de lâcher prise avec cette idée de réconciliation et de se concentrer sur les aspects positifs de ta vie."

Alyssa hocha lentement la tête, ressentant un mélange de tristesse et de résignation s’installer dans sa poitrine. "Tu as raison. C’est juste... difficile de lâcher prise sur ce que nous avions."

Son mari s’adoucit. "Je comprends, ma chérie... Mais tu es forte. Tu l’as toujours été. Ne la laisse pas te traîner vers le bas."

Alyssa esquissa un faible sourire, reconnaissante pour le soutien indéfectible de son époux. "Merci. J’avais besoin d’entendre ça."

Ils échangèrent quelques mots de réconfort avant de raccrocher, la laissant réfléchir tandis que la voiture poursuivait son chemin vers leur demeure. À l’extérieur, les lumières colorées de la ville éclairaient l’obscurité d’un contraste frappant avec le cœur de l’actrice.

Alors qu’elle regardait par la fenêtre, Alyssa se fit la promesse silencieuse de se concentrer sur les aspects positifs, de chérir les amitiés qui lui restaient et de laisser aller la douleur et les regrets qui avaient surgi lors de cette réunion maudite.

Et en cet instant, au milieu de sa solitude tranquille dans la voiture, elle trouva un éclat de paix – un phare d’espoir qui la guida à travers les ténèbres de la déception vers la promesse d’un jour nouveau.


Fin.

jeudi 27 juin 2024

ALF en coulisse

Le plateau est en pleine effervescence. Les membres de l'équipe se précipitent, ajustant les lumières et l'équipement. Des trappes parsèment le sol comme dans un champ de mines.

Paul Fusco, le marionnettiste et la voix d'ALF, est positionné derrière l'une des trappes, hors de vue.

Les acteurs Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Andrea Elson et Benji Gregory se tiennent nerveusement à leurs marques, essayant d'éviter de regarder vers le bas.

Paul Fusco : (derrière la trappe) Bon, tout le monde. On refait cette scène. Et souvenez-vous, on ne regarde pas en bas!

Max Wright : (soupire, marmonnant) On a déjà fait cette scène dix fois...

Anne Schedeen : Respire, Max. On va y arriver.

Andrea Elson : Oui, on y arrive toujours.

Paul Fusco : (criant) Silence sur le plateau ! Et... action !

La scène commence, et les acteurs récitent leurs répliques.

Soudain, Anne recule légèrement et évite de justesse une trappe ouverte.

Elle trébuche mais se rattrape, regardant instinctivement vers le sol.

Paul Fusco : (furieux) Coupez ! Anne, tu as regardé en bas ! Il faut recommencer !

Anne Schedeen : (frustrée) Paul, j'ai failli tomber dans une trappe !

Paul Fusco : C'est pour ça que tu dois être savoir ou elles sont !

Max Wright : (perdant patience) C'est insensé, Paul. Ça fait des heures qu'on est là !

Paul Fusco : On doit faire les choses bien, Max. ALF doit être crédible.

Max Wright : (criant) C'est une marionnette, Paul ! Une marionnette ! Nous sommes de vraies personnes ici, risquant notre vie pour une série pour enfants !

Paul Fusco : (se levant, marionnette d'ALF en main) Et cette marionnette est la star de cette série ! Vous n'êtes que des personnages secondaires !

Max Wright : (s'avançant, livide) Nous sommes ceux qui font fonctionner cette série, Paul. Pas ce tas de tissus !

L'équipe observe en silence, choquée, tandis que la confrontation s'intensifie. Benji Gregory reste figé, les yeux grands ouverts.

Paul Fusco : (moqueur) Oh, donc maintenant tu te crois plus important qu'ALF ?

Max Wright : (furieux) Tu sais quoi ? J'en ai assez. Assez de toi, et assez de cette marionnette ! (jette son script) Je démissionne !

Max quitte le plateau en trombe, laissant tout le monde sous le choc. Benji commence à pleurer en silence de grosses larmes coulant sur son visage.

Anne et Andrea échangent des regards inquiets tandis que Paul reste là, fulminant.

Anne Schedeen : (doucement) Max, attends...

Max Wright : (sans se retourner) Non, Anne. J'en ai fini. Bonne chance pour la suite.

Max sort, claquant la porte derrière lui.

Le plateau plonge dans un silence malaisant.

Paul regarde le reste des acteurs et de l'équipe.

Tom, l'assistant producteur, s'avance.

Tom : (s'éclaircissant la gorge) Paul, il faut qu'on discute de la suite sans Max.

Mais Paul remarque les larmes de Benji et son expression se radoucit légèrement.

Paul Fusco : (soupirant) Tout le monde, faites une courte pause. Benji, viens ici un instant.

Les acteurs et l'équipe se dispersent, murmurant entre eux.

Paul s'agenouille à la hauteur de Benji, essayant de lui offrir un peu de réconfort.

Paul Fusco : Hé, petit. Je sais que c'est dur. Le départ de Max est difficile pour nous tous.

Benji Gregory : (reniflant) Pourquoi est-ce qu'il a dû partir ? Je ne comprends pas...

Paul Fusco : (se radoucissant) Parfois, les adultes ont des désaccords qu'ils ne peuvent pas résoudre. Mais on a encore du travail à faire. Peux-tu être fort pour moi et pour tout le monde ?

Benji hoche la tête, essuyant ses larmes. Anne et Andrea s'approchent, offrant leurs propres encouragements.

Anne Schedeen : (doucement) On va traverser ça ensemble, Benji. On est une équipe.

Andrea Elson : Exactement. On doit juste rester unis.

Puis Paul et Tom se déplacent dans un coin pour discuter.

Paul se tourne vers les acteurs et l'équipe, haussant la voix pour attirer leur attention.

Paul Fusco : D'accord, tout le monde. Voici le plan. Nous réécrivons le scénario. Les scènes de Max seront réécrites ou coupées.

Dépêchons-nous, nous avons un emploi du temps serré.

Toute l'équipe soupire.

Les scénaristes s'activent pour ajuster le script tandis que les acteurs restants se préparent pour leurs nouvelles scènes.

Anne et Andrea se rassemblent, discutant de leurs rôles mis à jour.

Andrea Elson : (soupirant) Ça va être difficile sans Max.

Anne Schedeen : (résolue) On va y arriver. On doit le faire.

L'équipe prépare une nouvelle scène avec ALF et les personnages restants.

Paul Fusco : (déterminé) À vos places, tout le monde ! Faisons en sorte que ça marche.

Les caméras tournent et malgré les défis, ils avancent, portés par le professionnalisme et un engagement envers le spectacle.

Pendant ce temps, Max Wright est assis dans sa voiture, serrant le volant fermement. Ses mains crispées et son visage est un mélange de colère et de frustration.

Il frappe le tableau de bord de son poing, le bruit résonnant dans l'espace clos.

Max Wright : (marmonnant) Cette fichue marionnette... et Fusco. J'en ai marre.

Il démarre la voiture et s'éloigne du studio, l'esprit en ébullition.

Des scènes du plateau défilent dans sa tête : les remises à zéro constantes, la tension, le visage de Paul Fusco, et le choc sur les visages de ses collègues.

Max se gare sur le côté de la route, respirant lourdement.

Il repose sa tête sur le volant, une vague de regret l'envahissant.

Max Wright : (murmurant) Qu'est-ce que j'ai fait ?

Il prend une profonde inspiration et relève la tête, regardant par la fenêtre. La réalisation de ses actes commence à s'imposer.

Max Wright : (pensant) J'ai abandonné les autres. Anne, Andrea... Et Benji. Ce pauvre gamin...

Les pensées de Max glissent vers le visage en larmes de Benji Gregory. Le souvenir du jeune acteur pleurant en silence sur le plateau lui serre le cœur.

Max Wright : (soupirant) Je les ai laissés tomber. Je me suis laissé tomber.

Il atteint une cabine téléphonique, hésitant un moment avant de composer un numéro. Le téléphone sonne, mais il raccroche avant que quelqu'un ne réponde.

Max Wright : (frustré) Je ne peux pas juste les appeler et dire désolé. Ce n'est pas si simple.

Max reste silencieux quelques instants, pesant ses options. La colère et la frustration cèdent peu à peu la place à un profond sentiment de responsabilité et de culpabilité.

Max Wright : (résolu) Je dois réparer ça.

Il redémarre la voiture et conduit, retournant vers le studio. En approchant de l'entrée, il ressent un mélange d'appréhension et de détermination. Il se gare et reste un moment assis, rassemblant ses pensées.

L'équipe est en train de filmer une scène réécrite.

Anne, Andrea et Benji font de leur mieux pour maintenir l'énergie, mais l'absence de Max est palpable.

Paul Fusco, toujours derrière la trappe, semble plus concentré mais la tension est toujours présente.

Paul Fusco : (derrière la trappe) Et... action !

La scène continue, mais il y a une tension perceptible dans les performances.

Soudain, la porte du studio s'ouvre et Max entre.

Le plateau se tait alors que tout le monde se tourne vers lui.

Anne Schedeen : (surprise) Max ?

Max Wright : (prenant une profonde inspiration) Paul... tout le monde... je suis désolé. Je n'aurais pas dû partir comme ça.

Paul émerge de derrière la trappe, son expression impassible.

La tension dans la pièce est palpable, mais il y a une lueur de compréhension dans ses yeux.

Paul Fusco : (soupirant) Max, ce n'est facile pour aucun de nous. Mais nous devons faire en sorte que ça marche, ensemble.

Max Wright : (hochant la tête) Je sais. J'ai laissé ma frustration prendre le dessus. Mais je suis là maintenant, et je suis prêt à travailler. Si vous voulez bien de moi.

Anne, Andrea et Benji échangent des regards soulagés.

Benji s'avance.

Benji Gregory : (doucement) Nous sommes une équipe, Max. Nous avons besoin de toi.

Max s'agenouille à la hauteur de Benji, lui donnant un sourire rassurant.

Max Wright : Et j'ai besoin de toi aussi, Benji. De vous tous.

Paul regarde autour de lui les acteurs et l'équipe

Paul Fusco : D'accord, tout le monde. On refait la scène. Max est de retour, et on va faire de cet épisode le meilleur.

L'équipe se remet rapidement en place, une nouvelle énergie et détermination envahissant le studio.

Les caméras tournent, et les acteurs livrent leurs répliques avec une sorte de confiance et d'unité retrouvées.

Max et Paul se regardent dans les yeux, une trêve temporaire ne tenant qu'à un fil.

La scène reprend, mais une tension sous-jacente parcourt le plateau.

Tous continuent, chacun hyper-conscient de la fragilité de leur unité.

Au fur et à mesure que les heures passent, l'épuisement s'immice dans les performances.

Les blagues sur la marionnette commencent à ressembler à des rappels sinistres de l'absurdité dans laquelle ils sont piégés.

Paul Fusco : (irrité) Coupez ! Max, tu as encore raté ta réplique.

Max Wright : (sourire forcé) Désolé, Paul. J'essaie juste de rendre ça crédible.

Paul serre les dents, et la scène est encore une fois retournée.

Les mouvements de l'équipe deviennent mécaniques, les yeux fatigue d'épuisement.

Benji, peinant à rester composé, regarde anxieusement les adultes.

Finalement, ils terminent pour la nuit.

Le plateau tombe dans un silence fatigué.

Max Wright : (marmonnant pour lui-même) Encore une journée de passée.

Il rassemble ses affaires, ses pas lourds se dirigeant vers la porte.

Paul le regarde partir, une lueur de doute traversant son visage avant qu'il ne retourne à son script.

Dans le parking, Max s'arrête, regardant en arrière vers le studio.

Il secoue la tête, le poids de la journée pesant sur lui. Il monte dans sa voiture et s'éloigne, le studio disparaissant dans la distance derrière lui.

À l'intérieur, Paul s'adresse au reste de l'équipe avec un enthousiasme forcé.

Paul Fusco : (souriant avec retenue) Bon travail aujourd'hui, tout le monde. 

Reprenons de plus belle demain.

Les derniers restants hoche la tête sans conviction, se dispersant en murmures.

Le plateau, autrefois animé par une énergie pleine d'espoir, ressemble maintenant à une ville fantôme.

Alors que la nuit s'approfondit, Paul s'assoit seul avec la marionnette d'ALF, la pièce étrangement silencieuse.

Paul Fusco : (chuchotant à la marionnette) Nous allons traverser ça. Il le faut.

Mais même lui n'en est plus sûr.

Dehors, les lumières néon de la ville défilent devant la fenêtre de Max.

Il conduit sans but, sur la route déserte, ses pensées chaotiques.

Le sentiment de victoire qu'il avait ressenti en retournant sur le plateau a disparu, remplacé par une résignation creuse.

Max Wright : (à lui-même) Que suis-je en train de faire de ma vie ?

Il n'a pas de réponse.

La série continue, mais les fractures sous la surface s'approfondissent, et tout le monde le sait.

De retour au studio, les lumières s'éteignent une à une, plongeant le plateau dans l'obscurité.

Une autre journée de cette masacarade s'est terminée, mais les luttes réelles demeurent, non résolues et s'envenimant dans le silence.

Alf behind the scene

The set is bustling with activity. Crew members rush around, adjusting lights and equipment. Trapdoors dot the floor like a minefield. 

Paul Fusco, the puppeteer and voice of ALF, is positioned behind one of the trapdoors, hidden from view. 

The actors Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory stand nervously at their marks, trying to avoid looking down.

Paul Fusco: (from behind the trapdoor) Alright, everyone. We’re doing this scene again. And remember, no looking down!

Max Wright: (sighs, muttering) We’ve done this scene ten times already.

Anne Schedeen: Just breathe, Max. We’ll get through it.

Andrea Elson: Yeah, we always do.

Paul Fusco: (shouting) Quiet on the set! And… action!

The scene begins, and the actors deliver their lines.

Suddenly, Anne takes a slight step back and narrowly avoids an open trapdoor. 

She stumbles but catches herself, looking down instinctively.

Paul Fusco: (furious) Cut! Anne, you looked down! We have to reset!

Anne Schedeen: (frustrated) Paul, I almost fell into a trapdoor!

Paul Fusco: That’s why you’re supposed to be aware of them!

Max Wright: (losing his patience) This is insane, Paul. We’ve been at this for hours!

Paul Fusco: We need to get it right, Max. The puppet has to be believable.

Max Wright: (yelling) It’s a puppet, Paul! A puppet! We’re real people here, risking our necks for a kids’ show!

Paul Fusco: (standing up, ALF puppet in hand) And that puppet is the star of this show! You’re just supporting characters!

Max Wright: (steps forward, livid) We’re the ones making this show happen, Paul. Not that pile of felt!

The crew watches in stunned silence as the confrontation escalates. Benji Gregory stands frozen, eyes wide

Paul Fusco: (mocking) Oh, so now you think you’re more important than ALF?

Max Wright: (furious) You know what? I’ve had enough of this. Enough of you, and enough of this puppet! (throws down his script) I quit!

Max storms off the set, leaving everyone in shock. Benji starts to cry silently, tears rolling down his face.

Anne and Andrea exchange worried glances as Paul stands there, seething.

Anne Schedeen: (softly) Max, wait…Max Wright: (without turning back) No, Anne. I’m done. Good luck with the rest of the show.

Max exits, slamming the door behind him. 

The set is plunged into an uncomfortable silence. 

Paul glares at the remaining cast and crew.

Tom the asistant producer steps forward.

Tom: (clearing his throat) Paul, we need to discuss how to proceed without Max.

But Paul notices Benji's tears and his expression softens slightly.

Paul Fusco: (sighs) Everyone, take a short break. Benji, come here for a second.

The cast and crew disperse, murmuring among themselves. 

Paul kneels down to Benji’s level, trying to offer some comfort.

Paul Fusco: Hey, kiddo. I know this is tough. Max leaving is hard on all of us.

Benji Gregory: (sniffling) Why did he have to go? I don’t understand…

Paul Fusco: (softening) Sometimes adults have disagreements that they can’t work out. But we still have a job to do. Can you be strong for me and everyone else?

Benji nods, wiping his tears. Anne and Andrea approach, offering their own reassurances.

Anne Schedeen: (gently) We’ll get through this together, Benji. We’re a team.

Andrea Elson: That’s right. We just need to stick together.

Then Paul and Tom move to a corner to confer.

Paul turns to the cast and crew, raising his voice to get their attention.

Paul Fusco: Alright, everyone. Here’s the plan. We’re reworking the script. Max’s scenes will be rewritten or cut.

Let’s move quickly—we’re on a tight schedule.

all the crew sighs.

The writers scramble to adjust the script while the remaining cast members prepare for their new scenes. 

Anne and Andrea huddle together, discussing their updated roles.

Andrea Elson: (sighing) This is going to be tough without Max.

Anne Schedeen: (resolute) We’ll manage. We have to.

The crew sets up for a new scene featuring ALF and the remaining characters.

Paul Fusco: (determined) Places, everyone! Let’s make this work.

The cameras roll and despite the challenges, they push through, driven by professionalism and a commitment to the show.

Meanwhile Max Wright sits in his car, gripping the steering wheel tightly. His knuckles are white, and his face is a mix of anger and frustration. 

He slams his fist on the dashboard, the sound echoing in the enclosed space.

Max Wright: (muttering) That damned puppet… and Fusco. I've had it.

He starts the car and drives away from the studio, his mind racing. 

Scenes from the set replay in his head: the constant resets, the tension, the look on Paul Fusco’s face, and the shock on his colleagues' faces.

Max pulls over to the side of the road, his breathing heavy. 

He rests his head on the steering wheel, a wave of regret washing over him.

Max Wright: (whispering) What have I done?

He takes a deep breath and lifts his head, looking out of the window. The realization of his actions begins to sink in.

Max Wright: (thinking) I walked out on them. On Anne, Andrea… on Benji. That poor kid...

Max’s thoughts drift to Benji Gregory’s tear-streaked face. The memory of the young actor crying silently on the set tugs at his heart.

Max Wright: (sighs) I let them down. I let myself down.

He reaches a phone cabin, hesitating for a moment before dialing a number. The phone rings, but he hangs up before anyone can answer.

Max Wright: (frustrated) I can’t just call them and say sorry. It’s not that simple.

Max sits in silence for a few moments, weighing his options. The anger and frustration begin to give way to a deep sense of responsibility and guilt.

Max Wright: (resolute) I need to make this right.

He starts the car again and drives, heading back towards the studio. As he approaches the entrance, he feels a mix of apprehension and determination. He parks and sits for a moment, gathering his thoughts.

The crew is in the middle of filming a reworked scene. 

Anne, Andrea, and Benji are doing their best to keep the energy up, but the absence of Max is palpable.

Paul Fusco, still behind the trapdoor, seems more focused but the tension is still in the air.

Paul Fusco: (from behind the trapdoor) And… action!

The scene continues, but there’s a noticeable strain in the performances. 

Suddenly, the studio door opens, and Max steps in.

The set falls silent as everyone turns to look at him.

Anne Schedeen: (surprised) Max?

Max Wright: (taking a deep breath) Paul… everyone… I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have walked out like that.

Paul emerges from behind the trapdoor, his expression unreadable.

The tension in the room is thick, but there’s a flicker of understanding in his eyes.

Paul Fusco: (sighs) Max, this isn’t easy for any of us. But we need to make this work, together.

Max Wright: (nodding) I know. I let my frustration get the better of me. But I’m here now, and I’m ready to work. If you’ll have me.

Anne, Andrea, and Benji exchange relieved glances. 

Benji steps forward.

Benji Gregory: (softly) We’re a team, Max. We need you.

Max kneels down to Benji’s level, giving him a reassuring smile.

Max Wright: And I need you too, Benji. All of you.

Paul looks around at the cast and crew, then nods decisively.

Paul Fusco: Alright, everyone. Let’s reset the scene. Max is back, and we’re going to make this episode the best one yet.

The crew moves quickly to reset, a renewed sense of energy and determination filling the studio. The cameras roll, and the cast delivers their lines with a sort of newfound confidence and unity.

Max and Paul lock eyes, a temporary truce hanging by a thread.

The scene resumes, but an undercurrent of tension ripples through the set. 

They push through, everyone hyper-aware of the fragility of their unity.

As the hours drag on, exhaustion seeps into the performances. 

The puppet jokes start to feel like grim reminders of the absurdity they’re trapped in.

Paul Fusco: (irritated) Cut! Max, you missed your cue again.

Max Wright: (forced smile) Sorry, Paul. Just trying to keep it believable.

Paul grits his teeth, and the scene resets yet again. 

The crew’s movements become mechanical, eyes glazed with fatigue. 

Benji, struggling to stay composed, glances anxiously at the adults.

Finally, they wrap for the night. 

The set falls into a weary silence.

Max Wright: (muttering to himself) One more day down.

He gathers his things, his steps heavy as he heads for the door. 

Paul watches him go, a flicker of doubt crossing his face before he returns to his script.

In the parking lot, Max pauses, looking back at the studio. 

He shakes his head, the weight of the day pressing on him. He gets into his car and drives away, the studio fading into the distance behind him.

Inside, Paul addresses the rest of the crew with forced enthusiasm.

Paul Fusco: (smiling tightly) Great work today, guys. Let's hit it hard again tomorrow.

The last people on the set nods half-heartedly, dispersing with murmurs of agreement.

The set, once bustling with hopeful energy, now feels like a ghost town.

As the night deepens, Paul sits alone with the ALF puppet, the room eerily quiet.

Paul Fusco: (whispering to the puppet) We’ll get through this. We have to.

But even he isn’t sure anymore.

Outside, the neon lights of the city blur past Max’s window. 

He drives aimlessly, the roads empty, his thoughts a chaotic swirl. 

The sense of victory he felt returning to the set is gone, replaced by a hollow resignation.

Max Wright: (to himself) What am I doing with my life?

He doesn’t have an answer. 

The show will go on, but the fractures beneath the surface are deepening, and everyone knows it.

Back at the studio, the lights shut off one by one, plunging the set into darkness. 

Another day of make-believe has ended, but the real struggles linger, unresolved and festering in the silence.

vendredi 28 avril 2023

Regan MacNeil (Pazuzu) passe un entretien chez Runway

Miranda Priestly : Bonjour, mademoiselle McNeil. Prenez place, s'il vous plaît. 

Regan MacNeil : Merci. (tremble de manière incontrôlable) 

Miranda Priestly : Alors, Regan, pourquoi pensez-vous être un bon choix pour le poste d'assistant junior chez Runway ? 

Regan MacNeil : Eh bien, j’apprends rapidement, je suis travailleur et je suis bon pour faire plusieurs choses à la fois. De plus, je suis un démon des profondeurs de l'enfer, donc je suis pratiquement imbattable. 

Miranda Priestly : Hmm. C'est très impressionnant. Mais laissez-moi vous poser cette question : comment gérez-vous le stress ? 

 Regan MacNeil : Oh, je tue simplement les gens. (grognement démoniaque) 

Miranda Priestly : (imperturbable) Je vois. Et comment réagissez-vous aux critiques ? 

Regan MacNeil : Je leur dis de sucer ma bite, sinon je leur arrache l'âme par leur trou de cul ! (rire démoniaque) 

Miranda Priestly : (hausse un sourcil) Eh bien, nous apprécions certainement la confiance et l'assertivité ici chez Runway. Mais laissez-moi vous poser cette question : que pensez-vous de notre culture d'entreprise ? 

Regan MacNeil : Je m'en fous de ta culture d'entreprise. Tout ce qui m'importe, c'est de répandre le chaos et la destruction. (grognement démoniaque) 

Miranda Priestly : (se penchant en avant) J'aime votre esprit, Regan. Mais permettez-moi d'être claire : chez Runway, nous valorisons le professionnalisme, la discrétion et un certain niveau de décorum. Pouvez-vous gérer cela ? 

Regan MacNeil : (sourit) Oh, je peux gérer ça. Mais je ne peux pas promettre que je ne vais pas arracher la tête de quelqu'un si cette personne me met en colère. (rire démoniaque) 

Miranda Priestly : Très bien, Regan, je dois dire que vous avez certainement un ensemble de compétences unique. Mais j'ai bien peur que nous cherchions quelqu'un avec un peu plus de... finesse. 

Regan MacNeil : (déçu) Quoi ?! Vous voulez dire que vous ne m'embauchez pas ?!

Miranda Priestly : (hausse les épaules) J'en ai bien peur, Regan. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis sûre qu'il y a plein d'autres entreprises qui seraient ravies de vous avoir. 

Regan MacNeil : (grimace) Va te faire foutre, Miranda Priestly ! Va te faire foutre, toi et ton petit magazine de merde !

Miranda Priestly : (roulant des yeux) Merci d'être venu, Regan. C'était un plaisir.

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